Hell Pizza Porirua Menu
Welcome to the Hell Pizza Porirua Menu, where bold flavors and unique combinations come together to satisfy your taste buds. Located at 5 Cobham Court in the heart of Porirua, this place is known for its creative take on pizza. Whether you’re craving something spicy, savory, or a bit sweet, you’ll find something to suit every mood. From classic margherita to adventurous specialty pizzas, every bite is an experience. You can also enjoy a variety of sides, salads, and indulgent desserts that perfectly complement the vibrant pizza offerings. So, whether you're stopping by for a quick bite or settling in for a relaxed meal with friends, the Hell Pizza Porirua Menu has you covered.
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Kids
Pump
Available in 750ml and 400ml
Spirit
Oven baked Penne pasta lashed with a garlic cream sauce, tender free range chicken, bacon & mushrooms. Topped with parmesan.
Plain Wedges
Deep fried beer battered potato wedges served with a dip of your choice.
Werewolf
Free Range Chicken Tenders and potato Wedges served with Tomato sauce and Kid's drink.
Free Range Chicken Tenders
6 Crumbed and deep fried Chicken Tenders, served with your choice of dip.
Kids Keri Apple
Available in 250ml
Greed
Double Ham, Double Pineapple and Double Cheese. Made with 100% free range ingredients.
333 - Hellthy Kids Pizza & Drink
A Healthy Kid's Pizza Plus a Kid's Keri Juice or Pump Mini.
Kids Keri Apple & Blackcurrant
Available in 250ml
Pandemonium
Free-Range Chicken, Cranberry Sauce and Camembert.
Plant-Based Creator
Create Your Own Masterpiece Up To 8 Toppings. Comes Standard with Tomato Base Sauce, 2 Veg, 1 Sauce and DF Mozzarella. Additional Toppings Will Be Priced Individually.
333 - Hellthy Kids Pizza
Tomato Base Sauce, 100% Mozzarella Cheese and 1 Topping.
Plant-Based 333 - Hellthy Kids Pizza
Tomato Base Sauce, Dairy Free Mozzarella and 1 Topping.
Dessert
Black Doris Plum Sorbet
Gellicious Gelato’s Black Doris Plum Sorbet won the “Best of fruit” category at the NZ Ice Cream Manufacturers awards scoring a perfect 100/100 180ml tub, for sharing or greedily scoffing all by yourself. 99% fat free, may contain traces of Dairy and or Gluten
Cheesecake
Kahlua and White chocolate cheesecake with a gingernut base - a HELL classic.
Vanilla Bean Gelato
Award winning Vanilla Bean gelato from Gellicious Gelato, a great addition to an Unholy Donut or by itself! Comes in a 180ml tub. Contains Dairy, may contain traces of Gluten.
Chocolate Gelato
Dark Chocolate decadence at its best from Gellicious Gelato. 180ml tub - go crazy and nail it all to yourself, or share the love. Contains Dairy, may contain traces of Gluten.
Unholy Donut
A warm Donut, freshly fried and sinfully pumped full of decadent Salted Caramel plus your choice of Dark, Milk or White Chocolate.
Hot Brownie
Hot Chocolate Brownie, drenched in a luxurious chocolate ganache
Sea Salt Caramel Gelato
Sea Salted Caramel Gelato from the award-winning Gellicious Gelato. Comes in a 180ml tub. Contains Dairy, may contain traces of Gluten.
Unearthly
Banana, Blueberries, Chocolate, White Chocolate and Custard on an original snack base.
Pizza
Death By Chicken
Free Range Buttermilk Fried Popcorn Chicken, Free Range Bacon, Red Onion, Mustard BBQ Sauce, topped with melted Swiss Cheese & Gherkin Mayo
Serpent
Smoked Salmon, Spring Onion and Cream Cheese. Optional Capers, Avocado.
Mayhem
Peanut Satay, Free-Range Chicken, Sweet Chilli, Onions and Capsicum.
Pride
Mushrooms, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Pineapple, Onions and Black Pepper. Optional: Kalamata Olives, Garlic, Jalapeno Peppers.
The Beast
Our take on a traditional pepperoni pizza: Italian Buffalo Mozzarella, 5-pepper free range pepperoni on a tangy tomato base. *Only available on a Thin Stretched base.
The Buffalo
Our take on a traditional Margherita pizza: Italian Buffalo Mozzarella, tangy tomato base, finished with basil pesto. *Only available on a Thin Stretched base. Not suitable for vegetarians.
Burger Pizza
The infamous Burger Pizza is back. Loaded with your choice of Premium NZ Beef, plant-based burger patties or Impossible Beef™, Smoked Havarti, Honey Mustard, Onion and Gherkins. See also our Plant-Based Burger Pizza option on our Plant-Powered menu!
Morning After Pizza
Triple Smoked Ham, Crispy Hash, Chorizo, Bacon, Mushrooms and Onions, doused in a spicy Truffle Hollandaise Sauce.
Envy
Salami, Ham, Onions, Mushrooms, Pineapple and Bacon. Made with 100% free range ingredients.
Wrath
5-Pepper Pepperoni, Onion, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Chilli and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives, Jalapeno Peppers and Anchovies. Made with 100% free range ingredients.
Trouble
Salami, Onions, Chicken, Bacon, Pineapple and Camembert.
Lust
5-Pepper Pepperoni, Salami, Ham, Bacon and Chorizo. Optional BBQ, Sweet Chilli, Smokey BBQ, Tomato... Made with 100% free range ingredients.
Half Buffalo Half Beast
Half The Buffalo and Half The Beast, for those who want the best of both worlds! *Only available on thin-stretched base.
Lust Deluxe
Marinated Steak, 5-Pepper Pepperoni, Salami, Ham, Bacon, Smoked Chorizo, Black Pepper and Bearnaise sauce, Made with 100% free range ingredients.
Cursed
Honey Mustard, Free-Range Chicken, Ham, Onions, Gherkins, Bacon and Smoked Cheddar.
Crumbed Mozzarella Sticks
10 or 6 deep-fried mozzarella sticks, with a crispy crumbed coating and a melted, gooey interior. Comes with your choice of dip.
333 - Hellthy Kids Pizza & Drink
A Healthy Kid's Pizza Plus a Kid's Keri Juice or Pump Mini.
Gluttony
Onion, Garlic, Salami, Ham, Mushroom, Pineapple, Capsicum, Tomato, Bacon, Black Pepper. Made with 100% free range ingredients.
Mischief
Chorizo, Free-Range Chicken, Cajun Herbs, Onions, Garlic, Chilli, Tomatoes, Capsicum and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives.
Pandemonium
Free-Range Chicken, Cranberry Sauce and Camembert.
333 - Hellthy Kids Pizza
Tomato Base Sauce, 100% Mozzarella Cheese and 1 Topping.
Grimm
Apricot Sauce, Free-Range Chicken, Pine Nuts, Spring Onions, Cream Cheese and Rosemary.
Brimstone
Avocado, Cajun, Free-Range Chicken, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes, Sour Cream and Black Pepper.
Mordor
Smokey BBQ Sauce, Free-Range Chicken, 5-Pepper Pepperoni, Onions, Capsicum and Bacon.
Greed
Double Ham, Double Pineapple and Double Cheese. Made with 100% free range ingredients.
Drinks
Coke Zero Sugar
Available in 330ml and 1.5L
Kids Keri Apple
Available in 250ml
Sparkling Duet
Available in 1.5L
Bundaberg
Available in 750ml and 375ml
Lift
Available in 1.5L
L&P
Available in 1.5L and 330ml
Fanta Raspberry
Available in 1.5L
Kids Keri Apple & Blackcurrant
Available in 250ml
Monster Zero Ultra
Available in 500ml
Fanta
Available in 1.5L
2 X Coke Glasses
These stylish Coca-Cola Can Glasses are designed to hold 330ml of your favourite beverage. They're a perfect addition to your glassware collection.
Schweppes Ginger Beer
Available in 330ml
Sprite
Available in 1.5L and 330ml
Pump
Available in 750ml and 400ml
Powerade Blue
Available in 750ml
Monster Energy Mango Loco
Available in 500ml
Monster Energy Original
Available in 500ml
Red Bull
Available in 250ml
Sprite Zero Sugar
Available in 330ml and 1.5L
Coke
Available in 1.5L and 330ml
Lemon Lime And Bitters
Available in 330ml
Keri Orange
Available in 350ml
Sides
Additional Dip
Green Demon
Oven baked Penne pasta lashed with a creamy basil sauce with mushrooms and garlic, sprinkled with parmesan.
Camembert Salad
Lettuce, Spring onions, Cucumber, Tomatoes, Camembert, Avocado, Sundried Tomatoes & Sunflower Seeds - with your choice of dressing on the side.
Garlic Bread
Crusty herb loaf doused with garlic butter
Cajun Wedges
Deep fried beer battered potato wedges seasoned with cajun and served with a dip of your choice.
Greek Salad
Lettuce, Spring onions, Cucumber, Tomatoes, Kalamata Olives & Feta - with your choice of dressing on the side.
Corn Nuggets
A dozen battered balls of sweet corn deep fried and served with a dip of your choice.
Plain Wedges
Deep fried beer battered potato wedges served with a dip of your choice.
Lemon Pepper Wedges
Deep fried beer battered potato wedges seasoned with lemon pepper and served with a dip of your choice.
Lamb Shank And Mash
One Lamb Shank with a Rosemary and Mint gravy, mash, and minted peas.
Prawn Horns
6 whole Prawns seasoned with coriander and green onions rolled in a crispy wonton style pastry, served with your choice of dip.
Hash Sticks
7 Hash Sticks made from locally sourced Agria potatoes & Dip
Splatter Platter 1
Broken Wings 6 Pack, Free Range Chicken Tenders, Corn Nuggets, Cajun Wedges & a selection of dips.
Spirit
Oven baked Penne pasta lashed with a garlic cream sauce, tender free range chicken, bacon & mushrooms. Topped with parmesan.
Gluten Free Garlic Bread
Gluten and Dairy Free Garlic Bread
Chicken Demon
Oven baked Penne pasta lashed with a creamy basil sauce with tender free-range chicken, mushrooms and garlic, sprinkled with parmesan.
Chicken Salad
Lettuce, Spring onions, Cucumber, Tomatoes, Free-Range Chicken, Bacon and Avocado - with your choice of dressing on the side.
Broken Wings 10 Pack
Deep-fried free-range chicken wings, plain or seasoned, with your choice of two wing dips.
NZ BBQ Pork Ribs
1/2 a kilo of marinated NZ pork ribs lashed with your choice of APA spicy sauce, cola BBQ sauce or smokey BBQ sauce.
Crumbed Mozzarella Sticks
10 or 6 deep-fried mozzarella sticks, with a crispy crumbed coating and a melted, gooey interior. Comes with your choice of dip.
Vegan Nuggets
Crumbed oven-baked vegan Quorn Nuggets and your choice of dip. Contains gluten.
Crumbed Camembert
6 wedges deep fried and served with your choice of dip - we recommend Cranberry or Sweet Chilli.
Jalapeno Poppers
5 Jalapeño poppers, hand-filled with our secret 3-cheese mix, double crumbed and deep fried, served with your choice of dip.
Free Range Chicken Tenders
6 Crumbed and deep fried Chicken Tenders, served with your choice of dip.
Onion Rings
12 Beer Battered Onion Rings
Fresh Green Salad
All the Essentials - Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber and Spring Onion with your choice of dressing on the side.
Splatter Platter 2
Broken Wings 6 Pack, Prawn Horns, Beer-battered Onion Rings, Cajun Wedges & a selection of dips.
Broken Wings 6 Pack
Deep-fried free-range chicken wings, plain or seasoned, with your choice of wing dip.
Plant Powered
Veggie Mischief
Plant-based Chorizo, Quorn (chicken alternative, contains egg), Cajun Herbs, Onions, Garlic, Chilli, Tomatoes, Capsicum and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives.
Vegan Nuggets
Crumbed oven-baked vegan Quorn Nuggets and your choice of dip. Contains gluten.
Purgatory
Mushrooms, Sundried Tomatoes, Fresh Spinach, Feta, Onions, Garlic and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives.
Sinister
Refried Beans, Avocado, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes, Jalapeno Peppers, Capsicum and Black Pepper. No Cheese.
Plant-Based Sinister
Refried Beans, Avocado, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes, Jalapeno Peppers, Capsicum and Black Pepper. No Cheese.
Plant-Based 333 - Hellthy Kids Pizza
Tomato Base Sauce, Dairy Free Mozzarella and 1 Topping.
Plant-Based Mischief
Plant-based Chorizo, Vegan Nuggets (contains gluten and Quorn), Dairy Free Mozzarella, Cajun Herbs, Onions, Garlic, Chilli, Tomatoes, Capsicum and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives.
Veggie Grimm
Quorn (chicken alternative, contains egg), Apricot Sauce, Pine Nuts, Spring Onions, Cream Cheese, Rosemary.
Pride
Mushrooms, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Pineapple, Onions and Black Pepper. Optional: Kalamata Olives, Garlic, Jalapeno Peppers.
Plant-Based Wrath
Plant-based chorizo, Dairy Free Mozzarella, Onion, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Chilli and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives and Jalapeno Peppers.
Veggie Brimstone
Avocado, Quorn (chicken alternative, contains egg), Cajun, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes, Sour Cream (now vegetarian) and Black Pepper.
Veggie Burger Pizza
The infamous Burger Pizza is back in Vegetarian form. Loaded with your choice of Plant-based burger patties or Impossible Beef™, Smoked Havarti, Honey Mustard, Onion and Gherkins. See also our Plant-Based Burger Pizza option on our Plant-Powered menu!
Plant-Based Mayhem
Dairy Free Mozzarella, Peanut Satay, Vegan Nuggets (contains Gluten and Quorn), Sweet Chilli, Onions and Capsicum.
Plant-Based Brimstone
Dairy Free Mozzarella, Avocado, Vegan Nuggets (contains Gluten and Quorn), Cajun, Onions, Chipotle Salsa, Tomatoes and Black Pepper.
Gluten Free Garlic Bread
Gluten and Dairy Free Garlic Bread
Damned
Mushrooms, Fresh Spinach, Cashews, Avocado, Sundried Toms, Camembert, Onions and Black Pepper. Optional Pineapple or Jalapenos.
Plant-Based Burger Pizza
The infamous Burger Pizza is back, with NEW options. Loaded with your choice of plant-based burger patties or Impossible Beef™, Dairy-free Cheddar, Smokey BBQ, Onion, and Gherkins.
Veggie Mayhem
Quorn (chicken alternative, contains egg), Peanut Satay, Sweet Chilli, Capsicum and Onions.
Plant-Based Damned
Dairy Free Mozzarella, Mushrooms, Fresh Spinach, Cashews, Avocado, Sundried Toms and Onions. Optional Pineapple or Jalapenos.
Fresh Green Salad
All the Essentials - Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber and Spring Onion with your choice of dressing on the side.
Plant-Based Creator
Create Your Own Masterpiece Up To 8 Toppings. Comes Standard with Tomato Base Sauce, 2 Veg, 1 Sauce and DF Mozzarella. Additional Toppings Will Be Priced Individually.
Limbo
Blue Cheese, Caramelised Onions, Mushrooms, Tomatoes and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives.
Plant-Based Pride
Dairy Free Mozzarella, Mushrooms, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Pineapple, Onions and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives, Garlic, Jalapeno Peppers.
Veggie Pandemonium
Quorn (chicken alternative, contains egg), Cranberry Sauce and Camembert.
Veggie Wrath
Plant-based Chorizo, Onion, Capsicum, Tomatoes, Chilli and Black Pepper. Optional Kalamata Olives and Jalapeno Peppers.
Black Doris Plum Sorbet
Gellicious Gelato’s Black Doris Plum Sorbet won the “Best of fruit” category at the NZ Ice Cream Manufacturers awards scoring a perfect 100/100 180ml tub, for sharing or greedily scoffing all by yourself. 99% fat free, may contain traces of Dairy and or Gluten
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